desertgirldesigns

musings on a marvelous me – a deserted piscean who longs for the sea – NON-FICTION

Leave Me Alone

If you’re not going to support me,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE.

 

Leave me alone.

Grown Folks Things

 

oh, you know, just doing grown folks things

life insurance

retirement plan

root canal

 

if i wind up dead

and my father asks which are the best vacation spots this time of year,

you’ll know who did it

 

 

we’re probably not going to get along if…

 

“My dog is my best friend!”

“My dad is my best friend!”

“I love Mickey Mouse!”

“It doesn’t matter.”

“Howdy!”

 

 

UGH boring boring boring yawn yawn yawn! – Part III

 

i fell for it

I FELL FOR IT

 

ughhhhhhhhhhh

 

i tell myself,

he doesn’t like me

 

and then he texts me

 

out of the blue

and exactly what i want to hear

 

so i tell myself,

he likes me

 

and then he doesn’t text me back

 

W

T

F

 

okay, okay, okay

i’ll stop texting him

jeeze, all i wanted was a little fun

i can’t do nothing

no fun

UGH boring boring boring yawn yawn yawn! – Part II

 

is he bored?  is he bored?  is he bored?

 

i am not bored – i am rather enthralled – and i am lonely

 

i think i know where this is going

i know, i know, i know

 

nowhere

 

but he keeps on texting

and i keep on replying

 

wish this was MORE FUN

 

 

 

 

UGH boring boring boring yawn yawn yawn!

 

he texted me today

what was i supposed to do?

i texted him back

 

i am going to read his texts

and read his texts

and read his texts again

 

and then i am deleting them

and that WILL BE THAT

 

trying to convince myself to delete his number… UGH

 

he always says the wrong things

he doesn’t care

but he keeps on texting me…

 

IS HE BORED?!

 

NO – GOODBYE – FUCK YOU

 

Not sure if I’m psychic or if these are self-fulfilling prophecies, but

I’m always right.

ALWAYS.

People never surprise me.

It would be nice,

but hey.

 

Well maybe SOMETIMES they surprise me…

 

I need a vacation.

 

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